Post by drweir on Aug 30, 2005 11:53:39 GMT -5
So thanks to Blag I got to see this funny intentional mess of a movie. Was it as good as I was hoping? Better, actually. With a title like this it's obvious what's in store for you, but this went further down the sewer pipes of cinema than I was prepared for.
The movie begins with a game of poker between a group of friends, but after a friend goes to use the bathroom and slips and smashes his head on the floor (with an oh so unconvincing broken watermellon to simulate his smashed head) things begin to turn bad. The other friends die in similarly funny and unrelated ways. Like the girl who gets cut to death from flying playing cards in a game of 52 pickup. This leaves a guy and his girlfriend running from the law and encountering so many weirdos along the way that by the end you're a complete giggling dork.
They meet up with a poop monster, a werewolf who likes gay backdoor action, zombie bees, muslim terrorists, an axe murderer who kills with cardboard and foil hatchets, a giant spider, bats attracted to socks, hillbillies, lesbian vampires, a horny fuckhappy Jesus (who later returns as a zombie after being mowed down by Satan's car), a living snowman, an insane elf, a naked conehead, a mummy, and so on.
But it's not just the plot and the dumb characters that make this so crazy. The special effects are truly sad. It features the worst greenscreen scenes I've ever seen outside of an ABSIASP movie. They also rely a lot on cheapo 3D animations fused into the scenes. The werewolf and snowman scenes are funny examples. You also see pathetic use of the basic animated snow effect that comes with the low end video editors. And to top it off the gore effects look like those I described in A Bucket of Gore. In one scene that illustartes this point the heros run across a baby murderer but the babies are really dolls with fake blood squirted on them and hanging from crosses, plastic "Captain Hook" meathooks, and with wires sticking out of their bodies that's supposed to be intestines (I think).
If nothing else you'll want to see this for some stupid gag about a giant woman that has a laser gun (really a cheap toy squirtgun) left in her vagina by a man who went inside to manipulate her hormones.
I loved this movie. It's stupid as hell but since it's intentional I can laugh rather than groan.
The movie begins with a game of poker between a group of friends, but after a friend goes to use the bathroom and slips and smashes his head on the floor (with an oh so unconvincing broken watermellon to simulate his smashed head) things begin to turn bad. The other friends die in similarly funny and unrelated ways. Like the girl who gets cut to death from flying playing cards in a game of 52 pickup. This leaves a guy and his girlfriend running from the law and encountering so many weirdos along the way that by the end you're a complete giggling dork.
They meet up with a poop monster, a werewolf who likes gay backdoor action, zombie bees, muslim terrorists, an axe murderer who kills with cardboard and foil hatchets, a giant spider, bats attracted to socks, hillbillies, lesbian vampires, a horny fuckhappy Jesus (who later returns as a zombie after being mowed down by Satan's car), a living snowman, an insane elf, a naked conehead, a mummy, and so on.
But it's not just the plot and the dumb characters that make this so crazy. The special effects are truly sad. It features the worst greenscreen scenes I've ever seen outside of an ABSIASP movie. They also rely a lot on cheapo 3D animations fused into the scenes. The werewolf and snowman scenes are funny examples. You also see pathetic use of the basic animated snow effect that comes with the low end video editors. And to top it off the gore effects look like those I described in A Bucket of Gore. In one scene that illustartes this point the heros run across a baby murderer but the babies are really dolls with fake blood squirted on them and hanging from crosses, plastic "Captain Hook" meathooks, and with wires sticking out of their bodies that's supposed to be intestines (I think).
If nothing else you'll want to see this for some stupid gag about a giant woman that has a laser gun (really a cheap toy squirtgun) left in her vagina by a man who went inside to manipulate her hormones.
I loved this movie. It's stupid as hell but since it's intentional I can laugh rather than groan.
