Post by drweir on Sept 2, 2005 14:04:12 GMT -5
The main goal of this review is show you why I've opted not to share this in the near future, unless the demand is high enough.
I thought with a title like this, it was required viewing. Plus the fact that it was made by Bill Zebub who made the hilariously bad The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made. But it takes more than an offensive title to make a good movie.
The movie is about a guy who thinks he's the son of God and lives in modern times. As his response to a decaying world he captures and video tapes women tied up and in various stages of bondage. The story is told through infrequent title screens which explain the story but are seldom on the screen long enough to read. The problem with this movie is it's just plain boring. There are no spoken words. Only a raunchy death metal soundtrack playing over long shots of women tied up. Nothing special. The camera just seems not to realize that even looking at naked women gets boring when they aren't doing anything but staring at the camera. I began to watch it with the fast forward button at the 8X setting.
The second half of the movie revealed to me the true reason this movie was made. Seems Mr. Zebub has a thing for scenes of women on crosses and tied in crucifiction poses. Because the several following minutes are nothing more than dozens upon dozens of different shots of naked women tied to crosses or tree limbs. Just still photos, mind you. Not even live video. It's like watching some crucifiction fetishist showing off his favorite slideshow. This portion of the movie went on seemingly forever, even with with the 8X fast forward. Then it finally ends. Nothing to the ending. Just a title screen to let you know your pain is over.
So if you guys still want it I will put it out there but trust me, you'll be popping out the movie and putting in real porn in minutes.
I thought with a title like this, it was required viewing. Plus the fact that it was made by Bill Zebub who made the hilariously bad The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made. But it takes more than an offensive title to make a good movie.
The movie is about a guy who thinks he's the son of God and lives in modern times. As his response to a decaying world he captures and video tapes women tied up and in various stages of bondage. The story is told through infrequent title screens which explain the story but are seldom on the screen long enough to read. The problem with this movie is it's just plain boring. There are no spoken words. Only a raunchy death metal soundtrack playing over long shots of women tied up. Nothing special. The camera just seems not to realize that even looking at naked women gets boring when they aren't doing anything but staring at the camera. I began to watch it with the fast forward button at the 8X setting.
The second half of the movie revealed to me the true reason this movie was made. Seems Mr. Zebub has a thing for scenes of women on crosses and tied in crucifiction poses. Because the several following minutes are nothing more than dozens upon dozens of different shots of naked women tied to crosses or tree limbs. Just still photos, mind you. Not even live video. It's like watching some crucifiction fetishist showing off his favorite slideshow. This portion of the movie went on seemingly forever, even with with the 8X fast forward. Then it finally ends. Nothing to the ending. Just a title screen to let you know your pain is over.
So if you guys still want it I will put it out there but trust me, you'll be popping out the movie and putting in real porn in minutes.
